I don’t get this guy. Not even a little. Does he like me? Is it all just a game? Is he not into women? There’s no way to be sure. This guy is a total mystery.
On Wednesday night, I was going over to his office to meet with him and our other friend/partner-in-crime, Joe. Before heading downtown to meet them, I received a BBM from Jim asking me if I could please pick up some Lifesavers for him. He was really jonesin’ for them apparently. So I picked up a few rolls of Lifesavers from my local bodega and then hopped in a cab to meet Jim and Joe.
When Jim opened the first pack of Lifesavers, I asked him if he would be so kind as to save me a clear one (I think they’re pineapple). About 10 minutes later, I watched him pop the clear one into his mouth. I feigned anger at him: “You just ATE the clear one! What did I tell you?!?” A huge smile crept over his face as he took the Lifesaver out of his mouth and popped it into mine. WHAT?!
Then, after another 10 or so minutes, he puts a purple Lifesaver between his teeth and tells me to grab it out of his mouth. Hesitantly, I moved in, and he just egged me on, until finally, I grabbed the purple one out of his mouth with my mouth. WE SORT OF KISSED! What the hell is this crap?! After almost a YEAR of crushing on this guy, I finally let it go and this is when he decides he wants me? This is fucked up.
And also, really awesomely gratifying.
